"I'm gonna' beat the shit outta' you and then you'll smell poop!"
-CenasNakedInMyBedWithMe

"'OhmiGod! The World's gonna end because I didn't write!'"
-CNIMBWM's impersonation of MU. Yeah..right..pssh...*cough*

HCA:(when Nick pops up during the opening theme of CSI:)..sings Who who, who who..
MU: WHY YOU START SINGING WHEN HE COMES ON THERE?

HCA:(when Speed or Ryan pops up during the opening theme of CSI:Miami)..sings NO NO!
MU: WHY YOU START SINGING WHEN HE COMES ON THERE!

"Well, you done crawled outta your pants..again!"
-Anonymous

MU: Stop looking at Danny. You like Danny! Don't you!
HCA: Not if I have brain cells, I don't like Danny!
MU: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU HAVE BRAIN CELLS!
-MU and HCA while watching Las Vegas

HCA: Sweet dreams of anyone who's not Eric or Horatio.
MU: I don't wanna dream about Eric!
(long pause)
HCA: WHAT ABOUT HORATIO?
MU:(walks out)
-A normal convo after a few discs of CSI:Miami

"BLEED YOU BITCH!"
-HCA, talking about Monroe, while watching Third Watch

"BLEED YOU BITCH!"
-MU, talking about Grace, while watching Third Watch

"HKC'll be up at midnight on the net, 'OMG! It's the guy from CSI! He's so hot! I want to have his love children'!"
-CNIMBWM's impersonation of HCA

"Man, Jonas' ass is HUGE!"
-MU, while watching Fallout

"How about a cat and some balls?"
-MU, looking for a bday present

CNIMBWM: IT'S LUTHER!
MU: IT'S MARK!
CNIMBWM: IT'S KURT!
MU: IT's..MARK!

"Holy shitual."
-CenasNakedInMyBedWithMe

"Hm..Jaime's nail isn't as big as the others."
-Anonymous

"No really, his nail doesn't pertrude like the rest of them."
-Anonymous

"Charlie Haas can pin me in the corner anytime."
-Me while re-watching the match between Haas and Rico and The Dudley Boyz. OO..

"There's a wasp in my panties!"
-Anonymous

CenasNakedInMyBedWithMe: He's their little dude helper.
Mamaw: What in the douse is a little DUDE helper!

"BENOIT SETS MY LOINS ON FIRE!"
-CenasNakedInMyBedWithMe

"He makes my liver quiver."
-CenasNakedInMyBedWithMe

"Smells like lovin'!"
-CenasNakedInMyBedWithMe

"She doesn't want you...she said you're an annoying ASS CLOWN!"
-CenasNakedInMyBedWithMe

"If I said there was a room in my panties...would you know what I was talking about?"
-CenasNakedInMyBedWithMe

"Jericho...has just been in my anus."
-CNIMBWM

"Rude, crude, and not a dude!"
-CNIMBWM

MU: AHH! It's huge!
HCA: What? Are you looking at porn?

MU: Is he supposed to look like a chick?
CNIMBWM: He wears more eyeliner than you do!

"Aah! Sheppard-y goodness! I shall bask in it! In his mightyness!...wait, that could be perceived as dirty."
-MU, while watching "Childhood's End"

MU: You suck ass!
CNIMBWM: Is ass sweet?

"My patty melt's sweaty."
-Anonymous

"Well, why can't I give myself one?!"
-CNIMBWM

"I'll eat as much damn jelly as I want!"
-Uncle David

"Your ass just broke my nail."
-MU

"Wow...that's some angry black people."
-Cyrus

"It feels like Sheppard spanked me a little too hard."
-MU

"I've had a frightful dream! And I may only share that dream with you...for I like rainbows and purple!"
-Cyrus, mocking "Gladiator"

MU: Whoa!
CNIMBWM: What?
MU: I think Logan killed somebody!
(Veronica pops up)
CNIMBWM: He should kill her. Then the show would be "Logan Mars".
-After seeing the VM season 2 promo.

Cyrus: Here, hold my ball.
MU: Left or right?

MU: Didn't he do them last week?
CNIMBWM: Oh! This week he's doing the other one.

"He should Powerbomb her ass! No wait, then his face would be all...I WANNA BE POWERBOMBED!"
-CNIMBWM

"I like staaaars."
-CNIMBWM

"Mmm...tu-NA!"
-B-rock

CNIMBWM: Is that the one where you can't adjust the size?
MU: I dunno...I haven't used it in a while.

"It had Johnny Cash and something about a chicken on a roof."
-CNIMBWM

"The Pikachu kinda offsets the ambiance of it all."
-CNIMBWM

"I'm an S-class Demon...for SEXY!"
-MU, while watching YYH

"Has anyone else noticed that Wal-Mart has NO cheese dip? At all?! Not any kind! Not in the chip aisle or..the other aisle! I was like 'WTF?'! Not the wrong kind, but NO kind! I've been wanting cheese dip for like 3 months!..Man..."
-CNIMBWM

"Hey don't forget this, I found it in my panties."
-CNIMBWM

CNIMBWM: Hey, did you take B-Rock's big army men to your love chamber?
MU: Are you serious?
CNIMBWM: YES!

"The LOVE SHACK is a lil' ol' place where...we can forn-i-cate!"
-CNIMBWM

"I wonder if Wal-Mart will have any of the elusive cheese dip!"
-CNIMBWM

"I have a thing for sadistic midgets with hair that defies gravity."
-MU

MU: I saw Sheppard sleeping!
HCA: Really? What'd he look like? A man with his eyes closed?
MU: These conversations are much more fun with myself.

"I don't run from you! I run at you! But then I hit the tv! And I black out!"
-MU, while listening to "Tainted Love" and watching SGA

"I like the one about sexual interaction. No, not this one...that's the one about the nurse. Oh wait, it's on the other one! They're like 'sexual interaction' and I'm like 'where?!' and Sheppard pops up and is like 'sexual interaction!' and I'm like 'WHERE'!?!"
-MU

"THAT'S THE VAULT TALKIN'!"
-MU

"My last boyfriend went to heaven...as in, my pu-na-na."
-CNIMBWM

"I woke up and there was a huge boob in my face!"
-CNIMBWM

"Ahh...the essence of ass!"
-Anonymous

MU: Is there a hole in my pants?
CNIMBWM: I dunno. I'm distracted by your fruity underwear!
MU: I'm not wearing any underwear!
CNIMBWM: Well, maybe the underwears' wearing you!

Quotes from Stargate SG-1;

"That's whatcha get for dickin' around."
-Jack O'Neill "Fallout"

"Daniel, find an anthropologist who dresses like this and I will EAT this headdress!"
-Capt. Sam Carter "Stargate SG-1"

"All we're really doing is plugging your ship into my battery."
-Major Sam Carter "Forsaken"

"You know there's only two ways off this ship..handcuffs or a bodybag."
-Jonas Quinn "Prometheus"

"I've always been suspicious of a girl who kisses on the first date."
-Jonas Quinn "Forsaken"

"YOU'RE BEING FOLLOWED. THIS WAY!"
-(a hallucination of) Jonas Quinn "Shadow Play"

"Sweet!"
-Jonas Quinn "Full Circle"

Janet: How you feeling, sir?
Jack: Headache..bad.
Janet: Well, I can take care of that, but first I need to know if you're feeling...yourself?
Jack: Well, other than the nail through my head--fine.
-Lifeboat

Hammond: Colonel. Major. How are you feeling?
Jack: Got a nail in my head, sir.
-Lifeboat

"Just find the small woman and tell her that whatever she gave me is not good enough! It isn't working!"
-Daniel as Martese, "Lifeboat"

Jack: How'd he get in here?
Teal'c: Dr. Jackson's preliminary electro-sonogram proved anomylous.
Jack: I dare you to say that again.
-Lifeboat

Jack: How ya doing?
Daniel: Bad headache.
Jack: Nail in the head kinda thing?
-Lifeboat

Hammond: You have no memory of who I am?
Daniel: No.
Jack: Neither do I, sir!
-Fallen

Jack: Good one!
Daniel: Thanks, Jim.
-Fallen

Quotes from Stargate Atlantis;

"Stay off the radio, I'm busy!"
-Sheppard, "The Defiant One"

Sheppard: Have you ever tried to clear a stump by hand?
Elizabeth: Yes, it's a hobby!
-Underground

Sheppard: I prefer a straight line.
McKay: Yes, cause everything's a shortcut in Sheppard's world!
-Underground

Rodney: I've got a little...(walks off)
Ford: Got a little what? Hey McKay, you got a little what?!!
(Sheppard looks at him, shakes his head, and walks off) What? Oh, but it's ok to make fun of me!
-The Gift

Ford: Doc, you can't say "Earthlings"! Your mom doesn't have security clearance!
Beckett: Well, she knows I'm from Earth, son! It's not a bloody secret!
-Letters From Pegasus

"Marilyn Manson, eat your heart out!"
-James Lafazanos, in full Wraith costume

"Whoa! Joe's got a hairy chest, doesn't he? Is that a third nipple? Oh...no!"
-Paul McGillion

"In a very hetero way, I'd like to see him play Volleyball."
-Rainbow Sun Francks, when asked about Joe Flanigan's loooks

"Mmm...Wraith-drugs."
-Rainbow Sun Francks

"I'd do a Wraith."
-Torri Higginson

Teyla: Are they certain?
Sheppard: Not "certain" certain but pretty...certain.
-Atlantis, "Suspicion"

Weir:(about Sheppard) Well, the safety and security of this expedition are his...
(Sees McKay and Sheppard on a balcony)
McKay: Ok, I'm ready!
(Sheppard shoves him off)
Weir: Oh my God!
Sheppard: (laughs) Did you see that?!
Weir: Yes! What the...?!
McKay:(stands up) I'm fine! Look! Beckett's Gene Therapy worked! I was able to activate this; It's a personal shield; acts like a protective skin. And it must have inertial dampener properties, too, cause I didn't feel a thing. Watch this. Hit me!
Grodin:(hits McKay; his punch is stopped and reflected by the shield) OW!! GOD!
McKay: You didn't have to swing so hard. And notice how he didn't even hesitate?
Weir: I still don't understand how you thought it was a good idea to test this device by having someone throw you off a balcony.
McKay: Oh, believe me. That's not the first time we've tried. (looks at Sheppard)
Sheppard:(grinning) I shot him..
Weir:(eyes widen)
Sheppard: In the leg!
McKay: I'm invulnerable!
Weir: Aren't you the one who's always spouting off about how proper and careful scientific procedure must be adhered to?
McKay: In-vul-ner-able!
-Atlantis, "Hide and Seek"

Sheppard:(about football) It's real, it's unpredictable, it's full of passion.....beer...hot dogs...
McKay:(grins) Cheerleaders.
-Atlantis, "Hide and Seek"

"Did I mention how much I love ferris wheels?"
-Sheppard, "Hide and Seek"

Beckett: He fainted.
McKay: There's got to be a better word.
Beckett: "Faint" is a proper medical term.
McKay: I passed out from...manly hunger.
-Atlantis, "Hide and Seek"

Commentary Quotes;

Martin G.: Hi, I'm Martin Gero.
Martin W.: I'm Martin Wood.
David H.: And I'm David Martin Hewlett.
-The Siege pt. 1

"That...is real constipation!"
-Joe Flanigan, "The Siege pt. 1"

David Hewlett: "Martin 'The Killer' Gero! Reaper of Atlantis!"
Martin Gero: "Who will he kill off next?!"
David H.: You gotta take him out to dinner. "Remember how fun I am to work with?"
(Joe Flanigan dies laughing)
-The Siege pt. 1

"I gotta confess, I had no idea it was the same guy!"
-David Hewlett, about James Lafazanos

"I love commentary!"
-David Hewlett

"This is a good show! What night is it on?"
-Joe Flanigan, "The Siege pt. 1"

"They're stealing out sadism!"
-Joe Flanigan, on SG-1 becoming darker

"Thank god Joe doesn't do the voices!"
-David Hewlett, after Joe F. did a funny voice

"And this pesky little bastard just would die!!"
-Joe Flanigan, during the scene where Shep was shooting "Bob"--The Siege pt. 1

Peter DeLuise: (Wraith) Tend to stand over you while you're sleeping--with really bad teeth--and they go for your chest without even buying you dinner! And then they disappear without even a thank you or a telephone call!
Gary Jones: Yeah, she's gonna wait, like, two days before that guy calls her!
Peter: Which is the standard waiting period after you get felt up by a Wraith.
Gary: Did you just say "get felt up by a Wraith"?
Peter: Well, can you explain what just happened?
Gary: No.
Peter: Ok. Well, I'm just trying to help you out.
-The Gift

Gary: She's more TLC than Teal'c.
Peter: Mmm.
Gary: Mmm.
Peter: Me likey!
-The Gift

Gary: I've caused some "sleep deprivation"!
Peter: Have you? Well, you stud.
-The Gift

"She's Rachel from the block!"
-Gary Jones, "The Gift"

"She has this woman saying 'Tell me about your feelings. When you were young, did your father change you diaper with a fork'?"
-Peter DeLuise, "The Gift"

Quotes from CSI, CSI:Miami, and CSI:NY;

Eric: Blonde girl's missing, and the National Guard turns out to help. A Hispanic girl, no one gives a damn.
Calleigh: I think there are a lot of people here.
Eric: Oh, come on Calleigh! You saw the media's response to Lana Walker! You know? Where was the yellow ribbons for Consuela Valdez? The recovery center? It's the same song, you know? You want any real attention in this world, you gonna have blonde hair and blue eyes!...No offense.
Calleigh: None taken. My eyes are green.
-Death Grip

Greg: One servant, many masters. Know what I'm saying?
Grissom: Greg, this is your DNA lab. You're the master. We serve you.
Greg: Well, your stuff just moved to the top of the pile.
-Blood Lust

Sara: What's a bridal barbie?
Catherine:(laughing) Funny!
-Blood Lust

Grissom: How much do you weigh?
Warrick: Uhh, that's between me and my trainer.
Grissom: Do I have to get a scale?
Warrick: A buck-95. Give or take a donut.
(Grissom looks at Sara)
Sara: Don't even ask, I'm not telling you.
-Blood Lust

Grissom: Judy, would you like to be part of a little experiment?
Judy: I'm a secretary. Besides, I heard what you did to Greg's feet!
Grissom: You'll keep your shoes on, I promise.
-Blood Lust

Alexx: Oh Lord, please don't tell me we sent the body away with a complete stranger!
Speedle: Alexx, we sent the...
Alexx: Timmy...I know.
-Witness To Murder

Speedle: Well, that's different.
Calleigh: Someone's been doing Yoga!
-While watching a homemade sex tape, "Death Grip"

Greg: And this chick has some fine epithelials!
Nick: You're sick.
-"CSI:"

Speedle: Need any help?
Alexx: Nahh..I could undress a dead man in my sleep.
Speedle: I'm gonna leave that one alone.
-"CSI: Miami"

Nick: What do Ozzy Osbourne, Iron Maiden, and our victim all have in common?
Catherine: thinks a minute Heavy Metal?
Nick:(throws up the rock symbol)
-"CSI:"

Sara: What's a "bling bling"?
Catherine: Got me.
-"CSI:"

Sara: I left in her in the car.
(Everyone stares at her like she's crazy)
Sara: What? I cracked the windows!
(Everyone:stares in shock)
Sara: Oh c'mon! Gimme a little credit! She's still at the hospital!

"Some guys are boob men, some're leg men; me? I'm an epithelial sorta guy."
-Greg Sanders "CSI: Double Dealer" by Max Allen Collins

"That's hot."
-Ryan Wolfe "CSI: Miami"

Hodges: Good thing you didn't have to take a spelling test to work in the field, "funtain" water?†holds up vial that says "G. Sanders-Funtain water"†
Greg: My people are Norwegian, that's how we spell it.
Hodges:†rolls his eyes†
Greg: So was the "funtain" water in her lungs?
-"CSI:"

"You're an ass."
-Speed to Eric, "CSI:Miami"

Greg: You smell like death.
Sara: I've heard.
Greg: You know, a real man wouldn't mind.
-CSI, after Sara got rejected because she smelled bad. XD

Warrick: Gris, you ever worry about professional suicide?
Grissom: Not while I'm committing it, no.
-Fahrenheit 932

Eric: The emergency room is NOT the medical examiner!
Speedle: You got Teret's or somethin'?
-Hard Time

Catherine: Don't tell me you never went home.
Grissom: OK.
-Butterflied

Catherine: Now that we've fed you, we should talk about a shower.
Grissom:(raises eyebrow)
Catherine: I meant at your place.
-Butterflied

Catherine: It's raining man juice?!
Sara: Hallelujah?
-All For Our Country(2)

"Killer may have been short in stature, well-groomed...possibly Persian. Although, he would've had a hard time lifting the cleaver with his paws.
-Ryan Wolfe, "Hell Night"

Quotes from my favorite Animes/Cartoons/Video Games;

Kuwabara: Uhm..Botan, can you pet my hair until I fall asleep?
Botan:(slaps him) I don't think Yukina will approve of that!
Kuwabara: What? I meant it in a "mom" sort of way!
-Yu Yu Hakusho

"When there's trouble you know what to do; CALL CYBORG! He can shoot a rocket from his shoe; CAUSE HE'S CYBORG! To the tune of something like that; OH YEAH! Na na na na big fluffy cat, that's right!"
-Cyborg's rendition of the Teen Titans theme song

Raven: It's not the beast within you that makes you an animal, it's knowing when to let it out that makes you a man.
Beast Boy: Really? Then maybe you should call me..Beastman!
Raven:...We're having a moment here, don't ruin it.
Beast Boy: Beastdude?
-Teen Titans

"Here's my impression of Yusuke; 'Look at me! I'm buuurrrnning!"
-Botan "Yu Yu Hakusho"

"Well, I'll be thwonked! It worked!"
-Kuwabara "Yu Yu Hakusho"(manga)

"..Radio?..huh..what's going on with that radio?"
-Harry Mason, SH1

"I wanted to put the memories of my step-father behind me, and be crowned the World's Best Duelist atop my Duel Tower! But instead, it's Yugi who now stands victorious! I was close...ah...victory was in my grasp! But it somehow slipped away...now, it's over. I'm nothing."
-Seto Kaiba, "Battle For The Bronze Part One" Yu-Gi-Oh!

Yami Yugi: That was the most challenging Duel I've ever fought, Kaiba.
Seto: Just save it!
Yami Yugi: It's true. Destiny may have chosen me to be the victor, Kaiba, but you fought well.
Seto: Ugh! I don't need your pep talk, Yugi!
Yami Yugi: It's quite obvious to me that you haven't learned anything from our duel, today. And I say that's a shame. You can never truly be a success until you're able to conquer the monsters within your heart, Kaiba.
Seto: Alright! I've heard enough out of you!
Yami Yugi: Deny the truth and it will destroy you! You were doomed from the start, fueled by your anger, your hate, your jealousy, your rage, and lastly; the denial of your past. I, on the other hand, was dueled by faith; faith in destiny, and faith in my friends. That's how I won.
-Yu-Gi-Oh! "Battle For The Bronze Pt. 1"

"You never duel alone? Wake up! Don't you realize that every single one of us is alone in this world, Yugi?! Look at me! I've never had to ask for anyone's help!"
-Seto Kaiba, "Battle For The Bronze Pt.1" Yu-Gi-Oh!

Yami Yugi: You don't consider anyone your friend, Kaiba?
Seto: Friendship is for fools! Didn't I tell you I duel alone?! Depending on other's is for the weak, Yugi! My future is in my own two hands, so keep your friendships to yourself! I'm not interested in having any "pals" to slow me down!
Yami Yugi: How sad.
Seto: Huh! The time has come to accept my defeat like a man, Yugi. Since there's no one else I rely on, there's no one else I can blame.
-Yu-Gi-Oh! "Battle For The Bronze Pt.1"

"I've had about all I can take of you people! So leave me alone and have a nice life!"
-Seto Kaibe, Yu-Gi-Oh!-"Battle For The Bronze Pt.3"

Seto: That duel tower stands as a symbol of my hatred for my father! I can't stand the sight of it, Ishizu!
Ishizu: I see. That's why you must go. To run away from your father. Don't you realize that this is about more than just you and your family, Kaiba?
Seto: No! I designed this whole tournament, and I was robbed of my victory! But I can still bury my past by destroying that Duel Tower! Mokuba, prepare for detonation!
Mokuba: (looks away)
Seto: Mokuba! Did you hear me?!
Mokuba: I heard you. But I don't think destroying the Duel Tower is gonna solve anything. All it's gonna do is cause more destruction, more anger, and more hatred.
Seto: Ah...Mokuba!
Mokuba: I think what Yugi said about you is right! You're filled with hate! Why don't you smile anymore?! I know our childhood wasn't the best, but atleast we had fun sometimes! And now, you're always in a bad moon! And I want it back the way it was!
Seto: Those days are over!
Mokuba: Uhn! They don't have to be! You can change! Instead of causing more damage, why don't you help Yugi win and prevent more damage?! If you know the secret of defeating Marik, tell Yugi!
-Yu-Gi-Oh! "Battle For The Bronze Pt.3"

"Kaiba, we may not always agree but I still trust you!"
-Yami Yugi Yu-Gi-Oh!-"Battle For The Bronze Pt.3"

"He's gross."
-Tea, about Marik, "Yu-Gi-Oh! Battle For The Bronze Pt.3"

"I'm writing an advice book for bad guys, it's called 'Don't Tick Me Off'!"
-Yusuke, YYH

"Black Angel says you've come to wake us from our sweetest dreams."
-Doctor, YYH

"If you've got any fears...about Death...you'd better work them out!"
-Yusuke, YYH

"Shut up! That disease is making you retarded!"
-Shizuru, YYH

"We don't have time to have death on your conscious!"
-Genkai, YYH

Botan: Should I even ask why Yana's in a Nurse's outfit?
Yusuke: Well, you know, playing doctor and one thing led to another.
-YYH

"Move over posers! The real man's takin' the stage!"
-Kuwa, YYH

"Hey! In case you missed the news update, this is a bad day to tick me off!"
-Yusuke, YYH

Kuwa: I'm gonna kick so much tail!
Hiei:(laughs mockingly)
Kuwa: Stop laughing, Hamster legs!
-YYH

Quotes from the WWE;

"Every night before my match, I pray to god to let my brother be my guardian angel throughout my match."
-Charlie Haas

"Penalty on the field! Illegal use of the mouth!"
-John Cena

"Who in the bluest of blue hells is Mark Lloyd!"
-The Rock

Heyman: I've only met one other woman as attractive as Stacy.
J.R.: Who would that be?
Heyman: My mom. My mom's HOT!

Quotes From Veronica Mars;

"Annoy, tiny blonde one, annoy like the wind! Whooo."
-Logan Echolls "An Echolls Family Christmas" Veronica Mars

"I judge not by the color of skin, but by the contents of their sweater."
-Logan Echolls VM "King Of The Bling"

"I'm not scrawny...I'm NOT!"
-Veronica Mars, after a rapper called her scrawny "King Of The Bling"

"If only she had sense enough not to whiz in our flowerbeds!"
-Duncan Kane, while off his meds..XD

Quotes from various movies, songs,tv shows, and Conan O'Brien;

"You've got a bazooka! Stop thinking Prague police and start thinking PlayStation, blow shit up!"
-xXx

"You know when the hotels say they won't list the movies you ordered? They lied. They DO list them. And now everyone will know that I watched 'Win A Date With Tad Hamilton' 12 times!"
-Carson Daly

Carson Daly: There's not many young people here, it's seniors night here at Last Call.
Guest Dude: The seniors come to see Method Man?
Carson: Oh yeah, old people love Method Man.

"What did you do? ALOT OF COCAINE!"
-Conan, after Thanxgiving

"ROLAIDS ARE AWESOME!"
-Jay Mohr

"Detective Tutuola, come and pollute your soul with some child porn, my friend."
-Munch, "SVU"

"This is what they do, man! They kidnap you and drug you. Before you know it, you wake up, you're lying in a bathtub, and your kidneys are on EBay!"
-Adam, "SAW"

Tao: Must you look for trouble?!
Dar: I'm not. I'm looking for myself.
-BeastMaster, "The Legend Reborn"

"I made a gesture that I think said it all. I clutched my chest, and I threw him my heart.Good night, Dad."
-Craig Ferguson,on saying goodbye to his father when he died.

"She's short, but has an ample bosom. She's like, half-boob!"
-Barney, "How I Met Your Mother"

"You wanna take a commercial break from the soap opera in your head?"
-Chloe, "Smallville"